Have you ever wondered if Santa has been happy with work? Have the elves ever gotten the better of him? Did he ever get stressed out at the prospect of a reindeer rebellion that would delay Christmas? Or maybe there were a couple of times he was losing control of the marketing message to the surliness of The Grinch or the rise of the alternative Festivus holiday in the 1990s.
OK, maybe Santa has never entertained the idea of changing jobs. But if he ever does, what would his resume look like? We took a crack at it and you can read Santa's resume below. (To view a larger version of Santa's resume, click here.)
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