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Sometimes Your Cover Letter's Just Gotta Say WTF

March 09, 2010 (1:45PM) by Julie O'Malley, CPRW

Write a WTF cover letterIf you haven't already, you'll reach a point in your job search where you think your head will explode if you have to face one more cycle of applying, interviewing, and getting rejected. That's when you need to remind yourself of the immortal line from the movie Risky Business: "Sometimes you just gotta say what the f---" (that's "WTF" for all you texters who weren't even born when that movie came out in 1983.) Once you've embraced that new attitude, you need to sit down and write a WTF cover letter.

A WTF cover letter is unfiltered and honest. It tells it like it is. It bends the rules, skips the formalities, and doesn't fear the consequences. And it feels really, really good to write one.

Here's the difference between a standard cover letter and a WTF cover letter:

STANDARD Cover Letter

Dear Ms. Jefferson:

I am very interested in the Sr. Account Manager opportunity with Jefferson and Partners. As you will see on my resume, I have seven years of account management experience with Franklin Brothers. I believe the skills and achievements I attained in that role, especially my record of being the top account manager in 11 of the past 12 months, will make me an asset to your business..."

WTF Cover Letter

Dear Ms. Jefferson:

For seven years I kept your photo on my dartboard. I was an account manager for your main competitor, Franklin Brothers, and your agency was the enemy. I spent hundreds of hours researching your strategies in order to stay one step ahead. All that effort made me Franklin Brothers' top account manager for most of last year. Unfortunately, you still beat us badly and Franklin Brothers went under. And now I have all this in-depth knowledge of your company and nowhere to use it. So, how about an interview?

Should you actually send a WTF cover letter to an employer? It depends on your personality and your industry. If you're applying to, say, a law firm or a funeral home you might want to tone it down. In the end, trust your gut. (But don't forget: "Sometimes you just gotta say … ")

Maybe your impassioned, over-the-top cover letter will stand out so much that the employer can't wait to meet you. Or, maybe it'll wind up on their office bulletin board as an object of ridicule. Either way, you'll feel better just getting all that off your chest.

What do you think? Is a WTF cover letter a good idea or a bad idea for a serious job seeker? Post a comment below to share your thoughts or experiences.

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Comments (9)

Yes and no.

For the specific example you gave, the "WTF" treatment you illustrated might actually do better than the humble, politely obsequious cover letter you (accurately) presented as the "standard" style.

I think the WTF form works well in that specific instance only because the applicant has the second-best possible background for the slot he seeks: He held a near-identical role for one of the company's closest competitors. (Why did I say "second-best"? Because the first-best profile would someone who held that role at a competitor that BESTED the target company, rather than being bested by it.)

Most applicants, though, can't show such an ideal fit. So they won't be able to lead off a "WTF" cover letter with a message anywhere near as pertinent (=relevant=potentially attractive to the reader/hiring manager) as the one in your sample.

Bottom line: To justify an "impassioned" (I'd call it "in-your-face") opening to a cover letter, a candidate must have something dramatically relevant to say next. In most cases, the usual listing of relevant accomplishments won't do the trick... which is likely to leave the WTF opening looking like a cheap (not-so-professional) gimmick.

Posted by: Jon Jacobs | March 10, 2010 at 1:39 PM | Quote This Comment
@Jon Jacobs

You're quite right, Jon, if there's nothing relevant in your cover letter, whether it's standard or in-your-face, it won't be effective. If you're really planning to send it, it had better be relevant to the employer's needs.

I think the main point I was trying to make was that an honest vent will either a) get you noticed, or b) boost your spirits so you can get back in the game.

Here's another example:

-- I hope you won't dismiss my application when you hear I've had 20 years in the field. So far, the companies I've interviewed with seem to think experience is a dirty word. I may have graduated in the 1980s, but I'll pit my technical savvy against the youngest geeks on your team...

Bottom line, any time you use an unorthodox method, it can backfire if you don't do it well. Sometimes, the crazy cover letter should be for your eyes only!

Thanks for commenting.

--Julie

Posted by: Julie O'Malley | March 10, 2010 at 2:37 PM | Quote This Comment
A pithy attitude with a great example. Joe has a great point as well. Find your passions, all of them. the first love, the second and so on. One of these will match the position you are searching. One of these will match the descriptions listed by an employer. Ah! Now the light brightens. NO, not the same old nice letter. No, now a passionate WTF letter. True, you may make the coffee room bulletin board. You also might be the one looking at it and laughing with your new co-workers. Thanks Julie.

Posted by: Rob Ramsey | March 13, 2010 at 12:15 AM | Quote This Comment
I love this! Just reading this made me feel better. No, I don't think the WTF cover letter should ever cross the table but I think I'm going to write one "for the hell of it"!

Posted by: TaraLanae | March 13, 2010 at 6:59 AM | Quote This Comment
I was definately fed up with all the cover letters I needed to write with no calls for an interview to show for them. I finally said WTF! My next cover letter started out with 'You found me!' and a more matter of fact body. Guess who received a call for an interview the very next day! Unfortunately I did not get the job, but I realized my cover letter needs to have something that pops off the page.

Posted by: Melanie | March 13, 2010 at 2:55 PM | Quote This Comment
This also made me feel sooo much better about this whole job process as I sit in a coffee shop looking for something motivating to lift my spirits!! Thank you Julie!!!

Posted by: Eric | March 13, 2010 at 11:43 PM | Quote This Comment
@Rob, Tara, Melanie, and Eric

Thanks, one and all, for the nice comments.

I'm delighted if this post lifted your spirits just a bit. That was my objective. Believe me, I've been there and I know what it's like.

You just want to scream in the streets, "I'm awesome, why can't you people see that???"

Best of luck everyone!

Julie

Posted by: Julie O'Malley | March 16, 2010 at 8:52 AM | Quote This Comment
I don't think a "WTF" cover letter is a good idea. What it shows is that you're at the 'end of your rope' in your job search. Qualities & skills, (essential to most positions) such as: patience, tenacity, problem solving, interpersonal communication skills, the ability to work under pressure, and, not personalizing 'rejection', have gotten "lost in the sauce". No employer wants someone who buckles under pressure, is easily frustrated, and has a passive aggresive attitude. If you can't hold it together while conducting a job search, what will you do on a job? Appling to jobs is like being a salesperson; grin & bear it.

Posted by: Sharrieff Poorman | June 01, 2010 at 8:11 AM | Quote This Comment
@Sharrieff

You're quite right that you don't want your cover letter to convey desperation or passive aggression.

On the other hand, if you've been following all the so-called rules, sending very professional cover letters, and getting no replies, it can be worth taking a risk and sending on that is a bit edgy.

A good salesperson knows how to adjust the pitch to engage the audience :)

Thanks for the comment!

--Julie

Posted by: Julie O'Malley | June 01, 2010 at 9:43 AM | Quote This Comment

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