Dwight K. Schrute, III
c/o Schrute Farms, Main Street, Honesdale, PA 18431
(T) 570-555-1212   (E) dschrute@schrutefarms.com
 


Summary of Qualifications

Seasoned Assistant Regional Manager and paper sales professional, able to vanquish customer resistance through physically imposing alpha-male traits and insatiable, merciless, jackhammer-like techniques. Thirteen-time winner of Salesman of the Month and Salesman of the Year award in 2005. Leader and mentor of underlings. Expert in martial arts weaponry, paintball, and pre-industrial German.


Professional Experience

2005 - Present
Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc., Scranton, PA
Assistant [to the] Regional Manager

Micro-cap regional paper and office supply distributor

  • Act as Regional Manager's eyes, ears, and right hand, overseeing and reporting on employee conduct, productivity, and arrival/departure times
  • Instituted "Schrute Bucks" reward system, immeasurably raising office morale
  • Serve as self-appointed enforcer of Scranton Branch Office Policies and Procedures Manual

1980 - Present
Schrute Farms, Honesdale, PA
General Manager (concurrent with Dunder Mifflin role)

A family-owned 60-acre (240,000-square-meter) working beet farm

  • Manage operations at the #1 beet-related agritourism B&B destination in Northeastern PA
  • Provide fine accommodations for beet enthusiasts in themed guest rooms representing "America," "Nighttime," and "Irrigation"
  • Meet or exceed beet needs of local stores, restaurants, and roadside stands
  • Facilitate recreational activities including but not limited to manure dodge ball, fresh butter statue sculpting, and beet syrup and rum making

Education

1992
Scranton University, Scranton, PA
Bachelor's Degree Business Administration GPA: 2.99987

Specialized Skills

  • Willingness to do anything to close a sale and/or please higher-ups
  • Resistance to germs, viruses, fungi, and most other health threats
  • Ability to raise and lower own cholesterol at will
  • Others too numerous to mention
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    Sources: Wikipedia.com (Dwight Schrute), TripAdvisor.com (Schrute Farms), NBC.com (The Office).