Have you ever wondered if Santa has been happy with work? Have the elves ever gotten the better of him? Did he ever get stressed out at the prospect of a reindeer rebellion that would delay Christmas? Or maybe there were a couple of times he was losing control of the marketing message to the surliness of The Grinch or the rise of the alternative Festivus holiday in the 1990s.
OK, maybe Santa has never entertained the idea of changing jobs. But if he ever does, what would his resume look like? We took a crack at it and you can read Santa's resume below. (To view a larger version of Santa's resume, click here.)
So, enjoy! And if you think of something we’ve forgotten, please write a comment below.
Thanks, and Happy Holidays!
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That's cute, Rick :)
He'd also have to coordinate flight patterns with airports globally to avoid mid-air collisions.
@ Melissa -- You're right! One would hope that he could fly only at low altitude and that small aircraft wind up grounded while the big guy makes his rounds. ;-)