Who would put manure dodge ball on their resume? Dwight K. Schrute would! And manure dodge ball is just one of the exciting recreational activities he boasts about to co-workers.

It's amazing how much material you can find on his life at Dunder Mifflin (and then some), if you just look in the right places. I got all the information I needed on Dwight from Wikipedia, Trip Advisor, and NBC's web site, to create a totally imaginary, just-for-fun version of his resume. Here's a taste:

SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS

Seasoned Assistant Regional Manager and paper sales professional, able to vanquish customer resistance through physically imposing alpha-male traits and insatiable, merciless, jackhammer-like  techniques. Thirteen-time winner of Salesman of the Month and Salesman of the Year award in 2005. Leader and mentor of underlings. Expert in martial arts weaponry, paintball, and pre-industrial German.

Want more? Check out the rest of his faux-resume here.  

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